the fight

I'll tell you a tale
Of this sunny day night
When two smiling blokes
Got into a fight


They took out their knives
And shot each other
Pulled out their guns
And stabbed each other

The one who was dumb
Screamed obsceneties some
And the other who was lame
Kicked the former on the bum

they laughed till they were angry
Kept their fist close
And when-ever someone ducked
They tickled his nose

Now i know you migt have reasons
To believe this ain't true
But trust me.....you can ask
The Blind man who saw it too.