t'was a wicked ..wicked thing
this evil deed was done
n though it is horrifying
to some it might seem fun
i had been sleeping as always
sprawled on the bed
when i felt something strange
brush past my head
* ghastly terrors i speak of *
* that happened that night *
* every sentence i speak of *
* tickles me with fright *
at first i thought it was nothing
so i let it fly
some time later i felt it again
so i opened up an eye
yeah so i opened up an eye
and what do i see
half way up in the air
my bed-sheet ...leering at me
* ghastly terrors i speak of *
* that happened that night *
* every sentence i speak of *
* tickles me with fright *
it smiled its silly smile
licked its sheety lips
rose up in the air again
and pinned me by the hips
i tried to let out a yell
thinking it was a dream
but realised it was all true
when the pillow muffled my scream
* ghastly terrors i speak of *
* that happened that night *
* every sentence i speak of *
* tickles me with fright *
there i lay pinned
wondering what could happen more
when i saw that the doorknob
was ruthlessly guarding the door
i knew i couldnt escape it
so i left it all to fate
my terrors turned to horrors
when the bed-sheet said,"it wanted to mate"!!!
* ghastly terrors i speak of *
* that happened that night *
* every sentence i speak of *
* tickles me with fright *
aww!! i tried imagining
flaring the heat
what rotten past misdeed
culd have led to getting banged by a sheet!
i tried to reason with the bed sheet
told it i was still a virgin
"muhahahahahaha" , it laughed
said," wouldn't that be mean
* ghastly terrors i speak of *
* that happened that night *
* every sentence i speak of *
* tickles me with fright *
and it groped me with such passion
that'd shame many a lovers
kissed me till i pinky blushed
under the smirking bed covers
it heaved on me ,its lovers weight
came close to my ear
licked its lips and whispered,
" tonite , you're mine , my dear "
* ghastly terrors i speak of *
* that happened that night *
* every sentence i speak of *
* tickles me with fright *
oh ! what a night it was
all the twisting ,turning and fun
err!! the fun part just slipped out
I DIDN'T LIKE ANTTHING THAT WAS DONE
i cant divulge more details
so i'll leave you with this card-
"people who sleep on bed sheets
should, always be on their guard "
