aww !!the night

t'was a wicked ..wicked thing  

this evil deed was done

n though it is horrifying

to some it might seem fun

i had been sleeping as always

sprawled on the bed

when i felt something strange

brush past my head

* ghastly terrors i speak of *

* that happened that night *

* every sentence i speak of *

* tickles me with fright *

 

at first i thought it was nothing

so i let it fly

some time later i felt it again

so i opened up an eye

yeah so i opened up an eye

and what do i see

half way up in the air

my bed-sheet ...leering at me

* ghastly terrors i speak of *

* that happened that night *

* every sentence i speak of *

* tickles me with fright *

 

it smiled its silly smile

licked its sheety lips

rose up in the air again

and pinned me by the hips

i tried to let out a yell

thinking  it was a dream

but realised it was all true

when the pillow muffled my scream

* ghastly terrors i speak of *

* that happened that night *

* every sentence i speak of *

* tickles me with fright *

there i lay pinned

wondering what could happen more

when i saw that the doorknob

was ruthlessly guarding the door

i knew i couldnt escape it

so i left it all to fate

my terrors turned to horrors

when the bed-sheet said,"it wanted to mate"!!!

* ghastly terrors i speak of *

* that happened that night *

* every sentence i speak of *

* tickles me with fright *

aww!! i tried imagining

flaring the heat

what rotten past misdeed

culd have led to getting banged by a sheet!

i tried to reason with the bed sheet

told it i was still a virgin

"muhahahahahaha" , it laughed

said," wouldn't that be mean

* ghastly terrors i speak of *

* that happened that night *

* every sentence i speak of *

* tickles me with fright *

and it groped me with such passion

that'd shame many a lovers

kissed me till i pinky blushed

under the smirking bed covers

it heaved on me ,its lovers weight

came close to my ear

licked its lips and whispered,

" tonite , you're mine , my dear "

* ghastly terrors i speak of *

* that happened that night *

* every sentence i speak of *

* tickles me with fright *

oh ! what a night it was

all the twisting ,turning and fun

err!! the fun part just slipped out

I DIDN'T LIKE ANTTHING THAT WAS DONE

i cant divulge more details

so i'll leave you with this card-

"people who sleep on bed sheets

should, always be on their guard "