Love at First Sight

Twas a darky drainy -rainy night

When i first saw a ghost

Boy! O..Boy what a sight

My brains were pure toast

I saw her hanging from a tree

Red eyes and matching heels

I think you can pretty much understand

How a boy at such times feels

I mean her features were all gory

N' her teeth right out of  the Movie Jaws

But she complimented them with her locks

Which covered up her flaws

But still i was shit scared

And stood awed.. starin’ at her

When suddenly she did a treble Summersault

N' landed like a ball uv’ fur

Now I've always been attracted

To ghosts who can summersault

Either that ...or a spirit

That enjoys a decent malt

So i summed up some courage

Said a decent,” How do you Boo “

She returned my courtesies

With a nice ,” I'm dead ...Thank you “

A few minutes of pleasantries

Random talks of the Devil

When I had a fleetin thought

“Why not take this to another level”

I took down her grave number

And since it was gettin’ late

Flashed my big cheery smile

And asked her out ..for a dinner date

But all Dining plans came crashing

And I had to leave in much Haste

Cuz’ she looked at me with those lovely eyes

And said, "I wonder how you Taste"

:O